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26 July 2009 @ 09:58 pm
My facebook status was "(Me) really hopes that was a wedding ring..." because a very attractive little nerd girl came into my store, and I did not talk to her, in spite of the fact that I probably should have, because I saw a ring on her finger. And, if I pretend that the ring actually was a wedding ring, I don't have to beat myself up over not saying anything. As long as I believe it, it is real.

I should start a religion.

Sometime soon I may also do a post enumerating the many things wrong with me which result in my not being able to approach women. Or not.
 
 
 
08 May 2008 @ 12:14 am
What kind of insanity defense opportunities are there in Austria? Because fucker's trying the best he can, apparently.

Mayer made his comments when asked to confirm a report Wednesday by the newspaper Oesterreich that quoted Fritzl as saying he was not a monster and that without him, his 19-year-old daughter Kerstin would no longer be alive.

When I read that, I had to rub my eyes, and then make sure I wasn't having a stroke. I'm still not sure.
 
 
05 March 2008 @ 06:17 pm
I watched the finale of Deadwood last night. I think it's pretty much the only western i have loved so much I am required to tell others about it.

Unfortunately, the last episode was extremely disappointing... it's lots of really good build-up, and then it just sort of stops with no real resolution. Al Swearingen would insert a fellatio reference here.
 
 
29 December 2007 @ 01:37 pm
Sometimes politicians say things.

It's clear from this little bit that John McCain a) didn't understand the movie, and b) didn't read the book. Silly.
 
 
28 December 2007 @ 05:27 pm



the second time you watch it, watch the crawl at the bottom
 
 
 
 
15 May 2007 @ 07:31 pm
I don't often celebrate the death of people.

Burn in hell, Jerry Falwell. And start shopping for a welcoming gift for Pat Robertson. He'll be there with you soon.